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Rice = EVIL

Post by Sasoragon on Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:48 am

Reaserchers have just found out that rice is bad for us. The proof is:

1. RICE CAUSES ADDICTION. One of our reaserchers that didn't eat rice for over JUST ONE DAY started to feel hungry and a need to eat some rice.

2. HALF of all the kids who eat rice have their average test scores below the class average score.

3. Tribes from the stone age that never ate rice DO NOT HAVE ANY PROOF of suffering tumors, Alzheimer, osteoporosis, or even Parkinson.

4. Docters don't allow newborns to eat rice. This is proof that there are some negative effects that have been proven by a specialistst's research.

5. Dried rice is usually fed to chickens. Now try to guess where the Avian Flu originates from.

6. There are a lot more consumers of rice in Undeveloped contries compared to the ones in delevoped contries. This is probably one of the reasons of why Undeveloped coutries are behind.

7. In cheaper restaurants, they usually give you more rice than in more expensive restaurants. This proves that rice LOWERS the economic abilties of a person.

9. Eating rice makes you thirsty, or makes you want to ABSORB MORE WATER when actually a large percentage of our body is made up of water.

10. In certain situations, eating rice INCREASES THE RISK OF DYING. For example: Eating rice while driving a car.

11. People who suffer diabetes are recomended to eat more potatoes than rice. That means rice isn't good for your health.

12. Eating rice makes you want to eat mother things with it (Such as meat.) this can cause obesity.

13. Rice contains IRON with the outer configuration of electrons being 4s2. Other substenses with an outer layer of electrons being 4 is the poson ARSENIC (4p3), the all merger TITANIUM (4s2), and the poison that attacks superman KRIPTONITE (4p6). This indicates that rice has similar qualities of other dangerous substances.

14. Rice isn't something taught about in religeon ao that means the purity of it is still questionable.

15. Rice is cooked in a temperature more than 100 degrees celcius.. That tempurature is enough to KILL A HUMAN.

16. You didn't notice "No. 8" was skipped.

17. You just looked up to check.

MUAHAHAHA EVIL RICE!!
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Post by Wolfbane on Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:55 am

Oh NOEZ! I lurv teh rice Sniffle
Good thing I haz CHEEZBURGERZ Happy Kitty

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Post by Sasoragon on Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:57 am

Yes. CHEEZBURGERZ is teh AWESOMEST. But now you know why rice is pure evil and should not be trusted.
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Post by Fallenangel-A.G. on Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:58 am

O.o...... nuff said
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Post by Wolfbane on Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:51 am

I trusted you rice! *backhand slaps a pot of rice*. I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!

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Post by Sasoragon on Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:23 am

xDDDD WOLFY

BAD RICE!!!

OH NOES I THINK I'M HAVING RICE FOR DINNER!! AND FOR BREAKFAST, TOO!!! AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW IT, FOR LUNCH!!
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Post by Rabbit on Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:40 am

Rice..? xD

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Post by Amgine on Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:56 am

I heard brown rice is better than white rice. The only difference is with the amount of fiber...I think.
I always eat rice with eggs whenever I'm hungry...oh gosh. D:
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Post by Wolfbane on Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:41 pm

O:
The Rice is a LIE
The Rice is a LIE
The Rice is a LIE

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Post by Amgine on Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:51 pm

What happened to the cake? D:
The rice makes cake look good.
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Post by Rabbit on Sun Aug 29, 2010 4:41 pm

....mhm....xD

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Post by Avria on Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:24 pm

Oh noez...I eatehed rice evereh day 'o my life so far.....that I remember.
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Post by Rabbit on Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:33 pm

......I like rice, depending on if I'm starving to death or meh.

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Post by Wolfbane on Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:15 am

@Amgine, YOU WIN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE Happy

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Post by Avria on Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:29 pm

Er....wot?

Also, how come I eat rice every day and then my test score is like way above average? o.0

This is how test scores rank in Mason Intermediate.

500 is da best,
400 is good,
300(I almost typed 3000 o.0) is above average
250 is average,
200 is below average,
100 and below you have to take the grade again.

I'm 487, I still have the score papers. Round that and you get 500. I eat rice evahday and my grades aren't below average.
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Post by Sasoragon on Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:44 pm

Raven, it's supposed to be a joke ^^; Of course half the kids in a class are going to be below the class average, because the other half are above it. Happy

(I'm not trying to sound offensive, I'm just saying Happy)


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Post by Rabbit on Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:11 pm

I may look like a traitor for side-taking, but I agree with Dino. xD On like....everything.

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Post by Wolfbane on Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:05 pm

@Rabbit / Dwagon, Agreed xD

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Post by Rabbit on Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:05 pm

xD

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Post by FiSHY on Sat Nov 06, 2010 7:11 pm

B-b-b-but I <3 rice!! DDD:

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Post by Rabbit on Sat Nov 06, 2010 7:13 pm

xD

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Post by FiSHY on Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:04 pm

*munches on thy rice slowly with a melancholy expression*

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Post by Rabbit on Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:42 pm

Lol xD

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